#i’m not complaining btw

[xxbl33d1ngb0yxx]

why is everyone a fucking raccoon i thought i had a unique theriotype but apparently not lmao

[this-user-is-always-bored]

what the fuck is happening over in the sunday mains subreddit

[explanationpoint]

you just know it was SWEATY and NASTY

[heyyallitssatan]

I’ve been wondering, how come I never see all that much self insert stuff for kakagai

I mean, every other ship seems to have a ton of self insert content when I’ve sifting through the tag, but kakagai doesn’t

Any ideas as to why?

[jack-doohan]

guess i have the music taste of one ryan blaney

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

2/4 of my dubbed ‘stranger things’ friend group have taken to sending me marauders/Harry Potter content. I’ve become so insufferable with my interests that I’ve corrupted my friends

[somerandomdudelmao]

………………………………………………………t a pppppp……

*COUGH* THE SHAME IS JUST A WORD. SOMEONE~ SUGGESTED ME THIS DRESS *exhale* yeah I used all my powers on screaming that I'm innocent.......

[noelledeltarune]

really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?

[oksfranta]

how many songs is gonna sing today? I feel like it’s already been more than usual and he hasn’t even had his break yet

[tayloralisonswift]

stevie saying that you’re on your own kid got her through losing christine and taylor playing it for her tonight…,…..yall can complain abt yoyok all you’d like but this is genuinely beautiful

[wtftaylr]

I love Companion Benny. I love the idea that he gets huffy-puffy and “just a little” jealous if you switch him out for another companion. He simply cannot cope with the fact that you’d toss him aside like yesterday’s trash for… what, some scribe in rags? A boring-ass first recon guy? A vaquero ghoul? (ok he thinks Raul is kinda cool actually but he won’t openly admit that)?? Benny has STORIES, baby. Interest. Intrigue. You wanna know all the juicy strip gossip? Guess what, you CANT now because you DISMISSED him. How DARE you.

Benny is VERSATILE, baby. His tagged skills are guns, melee, and unarmed. Good luck finding another companion that can do what he can. Yeah Craig “Frowns” Boone can headshot a cazador from a million yards away or whatever, *mumbling* show-off, he would’ve seen that cazador eventually *end mumbling* but Benny can shoot, stab, AND punch. Hey courier, watch this. I’m gonna punch the fuck out of this deathclaw. He does it (you gotta administer a few stimpaks) BUT HE DID IT. And he was only at half health. 400+ health honeybaby, Benny can take a few whacks from those deathclaw freaks. What was that? Showing off? Benny doesn’t have to show off, sugar plum. He’s just that good.

He also won’t complain that his feet are getting tired. Yeah he’ll complain about minor inconveniences and wants you to do something about them regardless if you realistically can or not, but at least he’ll walk miles upon miles in a day and not complain. He also won’t complain about going back to the Lucky 38. (he’ll just complain about not being able to get in there before the Courier showed up.) What, no one else complains about their feet hurting? Uhhhh BOOT-RIDERS. Silly name. But that’s how they rode the Mojave, dig? On their feet. He’s done this before. Experienced.

AND ANOTHER THING. how many companions shout words of encouragement during a fight. Go on. He’s waiting.

You’re doing great, baby! Show these punk losers what you got!!

I bet all the caps in Vegas you’ll miss that while getting shot to shit by the Fiends or whatever. Grumble. Benny hopes you come back in one piece, of course. He’d just rather see to it himself that you remain in one piece. Uhh BECAUSE HE’S JUST THAT GR-

(The courier left with their choice of companion hours ago. Swank is trying to work but Benny won’t stop gabbing his ear off. Dear god Benny just go be the Head of The Chairmen somewhere else. Swank is trying to do actual work here.)

[tiredyke]

we aren’t making it out of the patriarchy

[witchlingcirce]

Tbh, I think the writers kind of fumbled by making so many of these characters not be adamant for the side there supporting! 😭😭

WHYYY is Aemond the only team green member team green??? Whyyyy is Jace the only team black member locking in (won the north, vale and the freys)

Can y’all get up or something ?? 😭😭😭

[confusionmeisss]

i have a feeling that percy jackson is not gonna leave the trending topics until all episodes are out and even then i have no idea when it will finally get pushed out.

[puhpandas]

are you disappointed that i’m not the same me you had in your head all this time?

[aquarterasian]

Futago Kamikta’s inability to draw yukari without akira needs to be studied